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♪ Who's gonna help when the danger overwhelms ♪

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♪ And the mysteries are piled high? ♪

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♪ Who's gonna be around, never gonna let you down ♪

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♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪

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♪ Your friends are always by your side ♪

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♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪

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♪ It's Craig of the Creek, he's gonna save the day ♪

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♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪

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Kelsey:  Kelsey dislodged her blade with a twist.

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The victory felt as hollow as her sword,

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for her foe was just wet dirt,

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and even a lowly earthen worm could take down a pile of mud.

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She needed a worthy opponent.

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I think she's doin' that narratin' thing again.

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Yeah, but her narrating seems a lot more dramatic today.

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Ooh! Maybe she was friends with that mud man,

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but he betrayed her, stole her snacks,

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burned her...farm down.

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I'll go make her a new one!

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And to think, she had welcomed him into her farm --

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Oh, oh, my gosh! You guys! I think I found somethin'!

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All: Whoa!

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What are they?

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Great ancient wisdom is what we seek,

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so we call upon you, the Elders of the Creek.

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Mark: Ah, this is hopeless!

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Barry: C'mon, we could take him!

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David got his green belt!

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I'm going to get my green belt!

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A rainbow belt wouldn't stop him!

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He's too powerful!

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Your Elderships, have we come at a bad time?

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No, no. What can we help you with?

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My friends and I discovered these mysterious relics.

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Mayhaps ye may know what they may be?

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Ah, yes, these are gravity sticks,

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juggling instruments that originated in Chinese circuses,

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but which experienced a true renaissance in the 1990s.

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David...

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♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh ♪

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Knock it off!

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Stop doing cool stuff while I'm angry!

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What's wrong, Your Eldership?

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Justice...is dead.

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All: No!

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Any virtue but Justice!

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This plaque used to hold a near-priceless replica

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of Blightblade, the titular sword

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from the Eastern animation masterpiece

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"Esoteric Sword Fighter K."

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You probably haven't seen it.

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Why, will you ask, did I use the past tense

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to describe what this plaque once held?

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Because a traitorous thief named Jerry stole it from us!

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Well, what's stoppin' you guys from takin' it back?

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You guys are tall!

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We are no match for Jerry.

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He could easily destroy all three of us.

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And now that he has the sword, no one in the creek is safe.

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David, we're gonna have to hang out in your garage again.

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Uh, about that...

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my grandma got rid of the bean bags.

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What?!

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She said they encouraged slouching!

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As she watched the Elders discuss lumbar support,

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Kelsey realized something:

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This was the challenge she'd been waiting for...

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a Jerry!

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Kelsey: I will do it.

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I will battle this "Jerry" and retrieve the Elder Sword.

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Huzzah! A knight to rescue us!

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We'll find a way to lure Jerry back to our cavern.

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And then the boss battle begins!

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Oohh! Oh, man, Kelsey, this is so bad butts!

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You got a real deal quest!

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It's so brave of you to stand up for the Elders.

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All of creek society would fall apart without their wisdom.

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Kelsey had started down an epic path,

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and at its end, a formidable foe.

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So bold, he bested the elders.

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So mysterious, his name was only spoken

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in frightened whispers.

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And so, rippling with a million muscles,

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Kelsey would need to prepare for what would be

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a battle for the ages!

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I need to train! I can't do it alone!

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Oh oh oh! Me! Pick me!

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Me! Me me! -Yes! Please!

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Pick us, valiant knight!

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If only I knew two eager young squires to aid me.

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Why isn't she pickin' me? Why isn't she pickin' me?

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Well, I suppose you two will do!

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♪ Nobody ever won a fight ♪

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♪ Being afraid to fall ♪

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♪ You gotta break right through the wall ♪

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♪ So get in the ring, start acting tough ♪

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♪ There's no more lookin' back ♪

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♪ You gotta push it to the max ♪

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♪ Do you see the warrior inside me? ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can see the warrior inside you ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪

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What a week. You've really changed.

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[ Sighs ]

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You are the best squires a warrior could ask for.

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Yeah, my neck's feelin' pretty buff

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from all that nodding I was doin'.

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Thanks to you guys and that Dumpster fruit we found,

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I have grown stronger.

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I will handily defeat Jerry.

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Yeah, I just hope that Jerry guy isn't trainin', too.

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Wait, what?

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Well, because, like, if you're trainin' to catch up to him,

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but he's trainin', too...

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And, like, he was stronger to begin with,

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then he's probably way stronger now!

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And, like, you'll never be able to catch up,

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like how I can never be as old as my sister,

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no matter how many birthday cakes I eat.

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[ Gulps ] Stop it!

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You're gonna get in her head!

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Kelsey gripped her fork until her knuckles

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were as white as the mashed potatoes.

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Could she, a middle class half-orphan,

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really conquer someone as ruthless

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and as cunning as Jerry?

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[ Clears throat ] Want some milk?

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What a fool, what a fool she was,

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what a small, but growing everyday fool.

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If Kelsey should fail,

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the Elders would no doubt flee their rock,

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and she would be the one to blame.

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And she would never be able to show her face

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in the creek again.

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Ahh! Phew, it's just the kids!

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I knew that!

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Hello, we were just looking for something.

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Where is little knight?

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Um, she was supposed to meet us here.

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Dang, I knew she would back out!

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Heh, I can't believe David picked her to be our knight.

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The fear must have gotten to her.

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Pbht! Kelsey's got no fear!

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Her body is made of, like, a million six packs now

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and her sword has like a thousand teeth

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that can cut through the hardest piece of toast!

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Yeah, I think she's just a little late.

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Hey! Lil' big knight's here!

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Young paladin, you came in the end!

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Barry doubted you but I always believed in you.

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Um, Kelsey?

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Now, it's the time for you to prove yourself

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by defeating Jerry the Pilferer.

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We sent him a phony birthday invitation to lure him here!

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And I wrote there will be cake!

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Both: Hehehehehe.

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And I got this birthday banner for him!

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We're not actually throwing a party, David!

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♪♪

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It's Jerry.

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Hey, gang! Thanks for the invitation.

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I just got back from a bird watching camp.

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Sorry, I didn't have time to bring a gift

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but I brought two birthday hats!

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I'm really excited about that cake, yo.

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Hohoho, the only cake you'll have is a pound cake!

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Because our knight here is going to pound you into dough!

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Yeah, yeah, you don't look so Jerry, Jerry!

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Yeah, this third grader's going to take back my sword for me!

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You mean, this one?

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[ Gasps ]

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You can have it back when you pay me back

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for those movie tickets I bought you.

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We did pay you back, you blockhead!

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No, you paid me back for one of them.

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And you didn't include the online purchase service fee.

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Hey! If you decide to buy them online,

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that service fee is on you! Now, go!

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Kick his little baby buns!

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Uh, drop that sword [ Clears throat ]

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or, uh, I'll do it myself.

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Oh, well, if you insist.

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[ Gasps ]

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Great! We got the best seats!

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Creek rules: First to lose their weapon loses!

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Kelsey froze, trying to see a path to victory.

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How could she face a sword four times her size?

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She was going to fail.

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Why isn't she moving? What's going on with her?

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I can't watch!

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♪♪

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Uh!

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Hot diggidy dog! [ Slurps ]

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Failure! Defeat!

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British accent! Kelsey thought!

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Kelsey thought! Kelsey thought!

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Kelsey thought! Kelsey thought!

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Why isn't she movin'?

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-She's narrating. -Oh, I don't know.

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She usually moves around a lot when she's narratin',

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doin' this and that.

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She must be stuck. Stuck in her own head!

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No hard feelings, smallsword.

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The great warrior Kelsey looked at her friends.

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She suddenly realized

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this wasn't to be the end of her tale,

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for she had prepared long and hard for this!

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'Til her six pack bulged out!

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Okay. I can't do British.

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Hey! Creek rules: The only weapons allowed

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are swords, not words!

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Her opponent might have a really big sword,

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but Kelsey had the heart of a thousand warriors!

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She had the guts to stand up to for justice

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and do what she did best.

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Both: Fight!

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Can you keep it down? It's distracting.

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Hey, bird watcher, you missed this bird.

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Caw!

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♪ Do you see the warrior inside me ♪

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All: Whuuu?

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Go, Kelsey! Whoo whoo whoooo!

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[ Spits, groans ]

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You messed up my style! Ahh!

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♪♪

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Both: Whuuuuu!

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[ Beatboxing ]

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Kelsey's emotional conflict resolved,

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there was nothing left but physical violence!

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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The sword broke!

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[ Slurps ]

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So it did.

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Oh, well, it was a little big for me anyway.

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[ Clang! ]

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That was amazing, Kelsey!

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Let's do the victory dance!

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♪ Kelsey beat Jerry! ♪

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♪ Kelsey beat Jerry! ♪

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Kelsey looked on as her squires celebrated her triumph.

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♪ Kelsey beat Jerry! ♪

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♪ Kelsey is the greatest in the world! ♪

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Well, knight girl, it seems you've completely

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destroyed my sword.

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My sincerest apologies.

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Perhaps I can take on another quest?

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I will bring you a blacksmith to mend your sword:

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Dead or alive.

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I'm kind of scared of this kid.

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No, young paladin, that won't be necessary.

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You have already proven your mettle today.

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We might not have our sword back, but what really matters...

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is that Jerry doesn't have it.

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Now, who wants cake to celebrate the victory?

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Hey, where is the cake?

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Nom nom nom.

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All: Jerry!

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♪ Do you see the warrior inside me? ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can see the warrior inside you ♪

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♪ Tonight ♪